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Welcome to www.ScrumptiousCrumpet.com This web site will be devoted to satire and to serious commentary about matters political. This is being established in 2011 in anticipation of the coming election year. The coming election campaigns promise to be ripe with ugliness, vitriol, perversion, scandal, outrage, racism, sexism, perversion (Congressman Anthony Weiner this morning), and material that will be so fucking funny that it would be a shame not to memorialize it.
Our/my first question was whether to make this a blog site. I decided that blog sites attract too many psychos and whiners. I participate in a wonderful blog site dealing with Franchising – www.BlueMauMau.org – and it has had to be defended against threats of libel and slander, a project in which I and others have contributed our abilities pro bono, and is daily populated with whining cry babies who blew their family’s assets on stupid business decisions and want the government to pick up the pieces and restore them to pre stupid investment decision well being. The owner of that site has the patience to deal with that. I don’t. He also expects that site to produce a significant revenue stream for him, which I respect and admire. I have no such expectations.
This site is being established for the sole reason that I like to offend those who deserve offense, and to do so in a very public manner. Sometimes I do so and later come to regret having been so tough on someone who later on, in retrospect, seems comparatively at least not to have been so bad. I called Bill Clinton a lying, draft dodging asshole. In retrospect, the Bush administrations have made Bill Clinton someone I would now happily vote for were he to again seek the Presidency.
If you think you would like to say something on this site because you have a differing view than mine, you can send me your view and I may invite you to put it in an article for publication here. If you don’t think that is the way you prefer to do things, feel free to start your own commentary web site and tell me to kiss your ass in a very public forum. Of one thing you may be certain. I will not sue you for saying terrible things about me because most of them will probably be true. Over the course of my life I have made many mistakes, the most costly made at the altar. There is a lot of material you can get from my friends to enthuse you to write articles about what an asshole you think I am.
Anyway, welcome for as long as you are entertained by the content you find here.